Thursday, August 18, 2011

Battle of the Us Versus Them Favorites: Kim Kardashian vs. Amber Rose

Us Versus Them picks favorites and we don’t make any excuses for it.  Early on we came with Kim Kardashian, and now we are on an Amber Rose appreciation streak.  So here it is, the old school vs. the new school, Amber Rose vs. Kimmy K.  To be the best, you’ve got to beat the best…Christina Milian has been eliminated because we are still hating upset over her marriage and being knocked up by that turrible cat Dream.
So let’s start with Amber Rose:
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Only she (and maybe Rihanna) could pull off a robot catsuit from the original Battlestar Galactica.  You’ve either got to have killer confidence or be slightly crazy to see this joint and say…yeah, that is for the red carpet right there.
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Angle 1.8 still brings the heat too.  This is a no draws special right here.  I didn’t see any shots of the pure tail game, but we already know what she’s working with.
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Now see, she always pushes it too far.  Why is she going with the crazy zombie eyes?  That shit ain’t cute.  Could you really hit if she was staring at you with those contacts in?  Im just saying, I still would, but I wouldn’t like it (as much).  I’d just flip it to the back…and I’d be cool again.
Next up Kimmy K.
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Bang.  That is all woman right there.  I mean, I have to be a little skeptical that the pic is still on the computer.  Is that actually still in photoshop?  I’m not saying that she’s airbrushed out, but she is tucked in to all the right places right there.  That J, Waist, Hip game is killing it right now.
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I take it back, that might not be touched up.  The hips are out there putting pressure on those waist bands like a champ and the legs are looking a little thickums.  She knows the poses that work for her though and a little baby oil can make up for a lot of issues.  That stomach game is tight though.